Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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