I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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