so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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