I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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