i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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