Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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