Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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