No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize