Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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