Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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