FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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