I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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