dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Operation Purity has been aborted
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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