he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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