You really coming over, don't trick.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Randomize
