i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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