when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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