Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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