Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
We don't watch enough power rangers
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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