Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
