You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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