i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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