I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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