So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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