hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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