she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
