is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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