These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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