she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
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