Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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