just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
im holly from the hills drunk
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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