I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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