the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Randomize
