i think my tv is drunk
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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