I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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