508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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