We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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