When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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