I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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