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(817): View more from Texas

You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant

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(313): View more from Michigan

How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?

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(503): View more from Oregon

gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb

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(630): View more from Illinois

we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same

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(614): View more from Ohio

It's never too late to be topless.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship

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(416): View more from Toronto

juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.

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(425): View more from Washington

He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something

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