Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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