sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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