oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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