She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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