It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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