I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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