I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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