man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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