that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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