It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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