I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
he wants to bone in the snuggie
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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