Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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