i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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