From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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