Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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