He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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