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all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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