So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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